Diners are my favourite category of restaurant/food place
I like all day breakfast
I like unlimited coffee refills
I like sitting at the counter
24 hour diners are the best
I want to eat at every diner ever every day
Diners.
I want to sleep with your girlfriend, it’s fine if you come too.
I bet I can do the splits better than you.
I’m actually sober give me all your drinks.
So pleased I’m alive this morning.
Still intoxicated.
So many bizarre things happened last night.
Omg.
Drinking juice then going back to bed.
This was way too hard to type considering its 10 am.
Gonna wear pants today.
I’m just gonna leave this here
A super hot girl just came and asked if she could sit next to me. Then asked if I understood the homework questions that were assigned and if I could help her. She won’t stop talking to me. Does she think I’m smart or something? Do I look like someone who does my statistics practice questions?! IM SO CONFUSED
Maybe this is a reason to start doing my homework…..