March 2012
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My mom just texted me.
Mom: Where are you???!! Me: ….at school? Mom: We are going to the bar now if you want to come join us.
Yes please.
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February 2012
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I'm amazingly productive when I procrastinate
Hours spent working out at the gym: 3.5 (I went twice) Hours spent practicing piano: 2.5 and counting Hours spent doing homework or studying: ZERO
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Expectation: all the hot lesbians at school will recognize your Autostraddle shirt and hit on you.
Reality: all the boys at your school will hit on you because your shirt literally says “Straddle This” on the back.
Further Reality: you live in Alberta; your university has no lesbians.
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WHY
My dad just came into the kitchen, yelled “BOOM, HEADSHOT” at me and then walked away again.
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Adore me, or ignore me.
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got invited to a facebook event called "harry...
SUPER CHOKED THAT I CANT ATTEND BECAUSE I LOVE POTLUCKS + THIS NAME IS SO GREAT
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