“I just want you to be happy. If you wanted to be a hooker and that’s what made you happy, I would support that.”

“You’re an adult and I’m an adult so let’s both have an adult discussion and admit that all people really care about is sex. Don’t pretend you aren’t one of those people.”

“My favourite character on Glee is Will Schuester, so stop calling him a loser. He is a good man.”

“My only life goal is that at some point before I die, you might actually like me a little bit.”

“Perhaps this is vulgar, but your brother is just cunt-struck and stupid.”