But I have a stupid long layover between flights this evening, so I’m currently at a Belgian cafe drinking one of the most amazing beers I’ve ever tasted. It’s called Mort Subite which means “sudden death” and it tastes like tart cherries and almonds. I’m also eating salted pretzels with mustard which is one of my favorite snacks. And then tomorrow I get to see the ocean!
Eating an entire loaf of sourdough bread with whipped butter every night at work is making my bum look really great.
As it turns out, sometimes the world actually is a good place, and sometimes all the stars align in your favour, and sometimes for inexplicable reasons people you used to date and haven’t talked to in over a year contact you out of the blue and offer you free tickets to see your favourite band in concert.
work was horrible tonight so my boss bought everyone 4 (poured to the top) glasses of wine each and I just peed on a church am I going to hell yes/no
The girl sitting across from me on the train probably thinks I’ve been staring at her boobs this whole ride but nope I’m actually lusting after the bag of chips she’s holding.
I just woke up with a leopard print scrunchie in my hair and I’m covered in mud WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT?!
I’m so excited, Andrew W.K. is hosting a trivia quiz game and dance party tonight.
I’m also a little apprehensive because last time I went to an Andrew W.K. event I was 18, and it was 3:30 am, and I ended up laying underneath his keyboards wearing nothing but a polka dot swimsuit.